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Subject: Jokes
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raees.k 14.07.11 - 03:12pm
edit by benzu *
durrani7 25.04.12 - 04:00pm
pati : ab tum he is ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. . . . .
patni : (khush ho kar) woh kaise ji. . . ?
pati : maike ja kar. . .
friends happy summer holidays. . . . . . *
baseer76 25.04.12 - 04:01pm
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143ms143 26.04.12 - 06:35am
Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.
Husband: Kya bataoon,
sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.. *
benzu05 26.04.12 - 06:38am *
786kunal 26.04.12 - 05:33pm
hehe sahi hai 
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143ms143 27.04.12 - 10:45am
Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey ?
Chintoo : Class lagi thi..
Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya.
Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka?
Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.
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durrani7 27.04.12 - 03:57pm
Man before Marriage is like Airtel...
Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage He''s Like Hutch...
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
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786kunal 27.04.12 - 04:02pm
Bechariya biwiyo pe kitne sare jokes hai 
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durrani7 27.04.12 - 05:50pm
Husband (frantically calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room):
Please come fast, i am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel.
MANAGER: Sir, its your personal matter.
Husband: Idiot, the window is not opening !!!:up. . . . ! *
durrani7 27.04.12 - 05:52pm
SANTA AXE DEO Laga k nikLa
uske PiCHHE BUDDHi AURATE pad gayi
SANTA ne COMPANY ko SHiQAYAT ki MANAGER ne batay: SiR apne EXPiREd DEO Lagaya hoga.... *
rafeeq02 27.04.12 - 05:52pm
nice joke *
durrani7 27.04.12 - 05:56pm
so moral of the joke is dont use expiry date deo *
mahfooz 27.04.12 - 06:04pm
window wala aakhri hai bhai haha *
benzu05 27.04.12 - 06:28pm
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durrani7 27.04.12 - 06:53pm
mehfooz bro uske pass para e hai ,koi faida nahi *
fawad1 5.05.12 - 11:02am
Santa:main kal india k match me Rs.20000 har gaya.
Banta: per tumne to Rs.10000 hi lagaye the.
santa:yaar Rs.10000 highlights per bhi haar gaya. *
786kunal 5.05.12 - 11:03am
Heyyyy bhagwaaan hehe
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143ms143 7.05.12 - 09:15am
Ek faqeer ne Darwaze Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Ander Se Poocha
Kaun?
Faqeer:ALLAH Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kar Wo Admi Faqeer ka
Haanth Pakar Kar Masjid
Legaya,
or
Bola Apko Ghalti Hogayi thi.
ALLAH Ka Ghar ye HaI.. *
baseer76 7.05.12 - 06:10pm
Ek class ka bachcha apni miss se kehta hai
main aapko kaisa lagta hoon.
miss- so sweet...
to phir main apne mom n dad ko aap k ghar bhejoon......
miss- wo kyun...???
boy- taake hamari baat aage chalayenge.....
miss (angrily said)-
ye kya bakwaas kar rahe ho.....
boy- tution padhane k liye.......miss aap b na qasam se serials dekh dekh kar kharaab ho gayi hain....... *
shrii420 7.05.12 - 06:12pm nice one baseer bro *
baseer76 8.06.12 - 07:54am
ek ladki interview dene gayi.......
sir-wo kya hai jiske 2 tyres hote hain??
grl- bike
sir-no.......honda bike
nxt
sir-wo kya hai jiske 4 tyres hain??
grl- car
sir- sirf car nahi toyota car..
grl- main ek sawal puchun?
sir- yes.
grl-wo kya hai jo white hai aur us k beech me gol kaala sa hai?
sir- oh aankh
grl- nahi........teri maa ki aankh....... *
786kunal 10.06.12 - 05:02am
Hehe kasam se such me aise hi kar rahe hai interview wale
Bcz choose to karna hi hai to uksa rahe ki inpe gussa hojaye
Ek interview me mujhe itna humiliate kiya ki soch raha tha darwaja band karu aur 4 budhho ko dho dalu
Ladkiyo sath bhi same interview hote hai ...
Ek ladki ko bahar ake mene pucha to usne bhi aise galiya hi di thi pehli sans me
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786kunal 10.06.12 - 05:03am
Mujhe nahi interview pannel ko gali di thi usne huh *
benzu005 10.06.12 - 07:55am
Baap re aisa hota hai interview me?
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baseer76 23.06.12 - 08:10am
Hmm hota hai kabhi2.... *
benzu005 24.06.12 - 10:18am
Pata nai tha *
baseer76 3.07.12 - 07:07pm
Jyotish ji mujhe pata karna hai k mera beta future me kya banega....??
Jyotish- ghar me table pe cigaret,,,beer,,,paison ka bundle,,,books ye cheezen rakho wo in me se jo uthaye samjho wo wahi banega.....
wo aadmi ghar aa gaya...
nxt day us k ladke ne table par ye sab dekha
to sab se pehle ladke ne cigaret pi phir beer ko chupa diya paison ka bundle jeb me rakh liya aur books utha kar chala gaya...........
wo aadmi jyotish k paas gaya aur kaha- usne to sab hi utha liya.......!!!
jyotish-mubarak ho aap ka ladka engineer banega.......... *
786kunal 4.07.12 - 01:09pm
Hehehe Oyeeeeeeeeee kahe engg ko badnam karte ho hehe
Me to kinna acha bachha hu 
hehe
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sajan000 4.07.12 - 05:06pm
me b kitna acha bcha hu,.,., aur engineer bnne wala hu ehhe *
benzu005 5.07.12 - 05:52am
Engginer k to lag gayi watt *
sajan000 5.07.12 - 11:29am
haah wse esa jydatar hr engineering students ke sth hta he bt mre sth esa nhi he ahahha *
jannat44 8.07.12 - 10:30pm
Boy or Girl TENT lga k so gye..................:-) &9829;
&9829; Girl ki ankh khuli usne boy ko kha Asman ki tarf dekh &9829;
Boy- &9829; Asman khubsurat h &9829;
Girl- &9829; arre majnu ki aulad....... Tent chori ho gya..........!.. *
benzu005 9.07.12 - 08:00am
Hahaha... Tent chori ho gayi lekin un dono ko pata nahi lagta hai kumbhkarn k bhai behen hai *
jannat44 9.07.12 - 06:12pm
Hahaha u ryt benzu *
jannat44 9.07.12 - 06:13pm
kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain...??
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kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kaha hai k...
koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai *
durrani7 18.07.12 - 05:34pm
HUMBLE REQUEST :
He has served us , air travel facility when we were travelling.
Now he needs our help. Please save Vijay Mallya
Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Airhostess !. . . . .
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durrani7 19.07.12 - 04:08pm
Boy: Where are you going? Girl: To commit Suicide. Boy: Then, why so much of make-up ? Girl: You Idiot ! . . Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper. *
durrani7 19.07.12 - 05:39pm
. . A man found Aladin's Lamp.
He askd Ginn to increase his wife's brain by ten times.
Ginn Laughed & said
Multiplication doesnt apply on Zero.
. . . *
786kunal 20.07.12 - 05:47am
Ye joke sunake ye karna padega
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mahfooz 20.07.12 - 06:07am
kunaal bro aise bhagne se sachai thodi na badlegi *
durrani7 20.07.12 - 09:43am
Ek kaala admi maar ne ke baad
Swarg pohnchta hai ussae dekh kar
pari : aap kaun ho,
Kala aadmi : mai TITANIC ka hero hun
Pari :: dusrae pari se kehti hai
Titanic dubi thi ya JAALI thi. . . . . . . . . *
786kunal 20.07.12 - 10:01am
Bro mene kaha aise joke batake bhagna padega warna pitai hojani apni hehe
Durrani bhai lage raho hehe *
miraan 20.07.12 - 01:22pm
Santa..oye banta aaj maine paani ko bewakuf banaya.
Banta..woh kaise?
Santa...oye yar paani garam kiya aur thande paani se naha liya. *
mahfooz 20.07.12 - 01:26pm titanic jali thi kya haha
and miraan nice one.... *
fawad1 20.07.12 - 02:02pm
Titanic *
786kunal 21.07.12 - 10:06pm
Miraan ye joke bada kam ka bataya
Me pani to garam karta hu par fir kisi isme busy hojata hu aur fir thande pani se nahana padta hai hehehe
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benzu005 22.07.12 - 08:13am
Achha tab to tumne b pani ko bewakuf banaya..hehe @kunal pani bewakuf hua ya nahane wale???? *
786kunal 22.07.12 - 11:20am
Hm kaha se bewkuf hogaye
Woto pani hai jo pehle garam huwa faltu me fir thanda hone hehe
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baseer76 22.07.12 - 02:28pm
Good jokes frndz..... *
aabed.h 28.07.12 - 11:59am *
