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Subject: Jokes
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tml_girl 3.01.14 - 10:54am
Alok Nathji.. Went Vaishnodevi For.. His Bechlor Party Before Marriage.. With His Family..!
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Honey Singh : Choti Dress Me.. Bomb Lagdi Menu..
Alok Nathji : Choti Dress Me.. Thand Lag Jayegi Beti..!
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Alok Nathji : Aarohi..!
Aarohi : Kya.. ?!
Alok Nathji : Kuch Nahi.. Bas Apna Kanyadaan Mujse Hi Karwana..!!
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Alok Nathji.. Is One.. Who Is Worried About Kanyadaan Of The Girl.. Who Is Yet To Born..!
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Alok Nathji.. WhatsApp Status..
Last Seen Doing Kanyadaan At..
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mahfooz 3.01.14 - 06:26pm
hahahaha.....aloknath to twitter par bhi bahot hit hogaya hai aur ab yd.me bhi 
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sajan000 3.01.14 - 08:51pm
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tml_girl 4.01.14 - 06:25am
Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur.. Kandhe Par Rakh Kar.. Woh Bazaar Me Gaya..
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha : O.. Paaji.. Kya Daewaza Bechna Hai..?!
Santa : Tala Khulwana Hai.. Chaabi Gum Gayi Hai..!
HeHe.. Haso Mat.. Joke Abhi Aage Hai..
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Aadmi.. Santa Se : Paaji.. Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Aaye Toh..?!
Santa : Chor Ghar Ke Andar Kaise Jayega.. Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!
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baseer76 4.01.14 - 07:38am
Haha...... *
mahfooz 4.01.14 - 08:30am
oye santa singh tussi to kamaal karditta yaar 
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mahfooz 4.01.14 - 06:26pm
1 Bar kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.
Tabhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or Kissing aur Jhapad Ki awaj AAyi.
Jab train bahar Ayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha,
sab ke sab chup..
Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai ,Kejriwal Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.
Aish soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Muje Kiss Krne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya.
Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Samajha aur muje Jhapad Mara..
Modi soch raha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Me fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko Jhapad Maru.
Abhi sale ne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha Hai. *
tml_girl 5.01.14 - 03:16pm
HaHa.. 
Great One.. Mahfooz ji..!
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rafeeq02 5.01.14 - 03:29pm
bhaari hai ustaad *
benzu005 6.01.14 - 08:26amhahahaha *
baseer76 12.01.14 - 02:20pm
Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders haldi
ka doodh..!!
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yeh alok nath jee ke sanskaaron ka hi asar
hai ki unkey ghar ka
cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta
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Sunny Leone takes a ghunghat when Alok
Nath comes in front of her.
Aloknath holds a world record of having the
maximum heart-attacks in one lifetime..!!
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If Aloknath was batman, thn the Joker would
say, why so sanskari?
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Alok Nath's BBM pin is: 5AN5KAR.
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Alok Nath's children get Aashirwad instead
of pocket money.
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ALOK NATH is now declared as the S.I Unit
of SANSKAAR..
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Alok Nath ne paida hote hi hospital me
apne bagal wale bed ki ladki goad le li thi. *
shrii420 14.01.14 - 07:42am mza agya bro *
786kunal 14.01.14 - 06:17pm
Hehe Kejriwal wala danger that *
