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Subject: Any SMS
Replies: 31 Views: 4115
rahebar 16.07.11 - 03:03am
Dosto is topic me aap Any SMS post kar sakte hain, Romantic,Funny,Comedy,etc Urdu,Hindi,English....
lets start.... *
baseer76 30.08.12 - 07:03pm
Bhai ko bhai se juda karti hai 'gf'
maa ko bete se juda karti hai 'gf'
biwi ko shohar se juda karti hai 'gf'
insaan ko duniya se juda karti hai 'gf'
ghar me jhagda paida kar deti hai 'gf'
Gf se muraad galat fehmi hai jo is waqt aap ko hui hai.............
girlfriend to bechaari maasoom hoti hai.............:-) *
benzu005 31.08.12 - 05:09am
hahaha.. *
baseer76 4.09.12 - 10:04am
Hindi ki class me ek student ne dusre se poochha......
gaali ki paribhasha (defination) batao.....
the first student replied-
atyadhik krodh aane par sharirik roop se hinsa na karte hue mauhkik roop se ki gayi hinsatmak kaaryawahi k liye chune hue shabdon ka samooh jiske uchcharan k pashchat mann ko aseem shanti ka anubhav hota hai use hum gaali kehte hain..........:-D *
naadiyaa 4.09.12 - 03:21pm
Hindi ka anubhav accha he *
786kunal 15.10.12 - 05:26pm
Ek ladke n ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg.
Ladki ne 2 din m usse shadi kr li yeh soch kr ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kr sakta h.
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Socho ladke ne aisa kya msg kiya hoga???
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Ladke ne msg kiya
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I Luv U utna,
bank me kaam h jitna..
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786kunal 15.10.12 - 05:29pm
Gf wala samaj nahi aya :(
Par gali wala ohhh hoo maja agaya hehe
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baseer76 20.10.12 - 08:18pm
Height of insult:-
ek 5 saal ka ladka park me baith kar continuously chocolate kha raha tha...
paas baithy lady ne kaha jo zyada meetha khaata hai us ki age kam ho jaati hai......
kid- meri dadi ki age 106yrs hai......
lady- wo meetha kam khaati hogi.......
Kid- nahi unhe doosron k beech me bolne ki aadat nahi hai.......... *
baseer76 22.10.12 - 02:12am
Santa- yaar mujhe meri shadi me BMW mili hai......
Banta- oye par teri car to kahin dikhayi nahi de rahi hai..........
Santa- abey gadhe BMW bole to BAHUT MOTI WIFE..........,........ *
benzu005 22.10.12 - 06:38am
hahaha very funny *
zeba8888 22.10.12 - 07:39am
Bmw wala mast hai..
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786kunal 26.10.12 - 12:31am
hehe must hai :P
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786kunal 26.10.12 - 12:32am
PERFECT FACT....
Zindgi se aap jo bhi behtar-se-behtar le sako,le lo!
Qki...
Zindgi jab lena shuru karti h to SAANSEbhi nhi lene deti.....
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asif.k 26.10.12 - 05:53am
Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko
ProposeKare To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab
Ho Sakte Hai 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main
Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu 4. I M
Engaged 5. I Love Someone Else ;)
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose Kare To Ladke Ke 5
Jawab Ye Ho Sakte Hai .. :O 1. Haa
2. Yes . 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Dariya
Hota Hai :-P:- D thoko Like.
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benzu005 26.10.12 - 06:18am haha *
786kunal 26.10.12 - 09:53am
hehehehehe 
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786kunal 27.10.12 - 07:35pm
99 sal ka aadmiSWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao kodekh kar bola-Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hotato 30 sal pahle hi chala ata... *
786kunal 17.11.12 - 01:17pm
Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamal kar diya. Aaj Ek Sardar BANK me aake so gaya
Puchhiye Q?
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Qki..
Usne Board par advertisment padha ki.
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai. :)
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baseer76 17.11.12 - 02:14pm
Hahaha phir kitna loan mila...... *
tml_girl 5.12.13 - 01:08pm
One Dey Bren Asked Hart..
Vhy Are You Sending Mesejes To Pipol Vithout Eni Risons.. ?
Loveli Riplay By Hart To Bren..
You Nid RISONS.. I Nid RELESONS.. !!
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tml_girl 17.12.13 - 11:58am
Wonderful Confession By A Girl In Church.. And Amezing Reply She Got..
Girl : I am in love with a boy.. who is far away from me.. I am in India and he lives in England..
We met on a marriage web site
became friends on fb.. had long
chats on WhatsApp.. propossed
each other on skype.. and now 2
months of relationship thtough viber..
I need your blessings n good wishes
oh God..!
Guy besides her said : now get
married on twitter.. have fun on
tango.. buy your kids from ebbay
send them through gmail.. and if
you fed up with your husband or
kids.. to.. OLX pe bech de.. !!
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shrii420 17.12.13 - 12:27pm
wow kya relationship hai 
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tml_girl 19.12.13 - 03:58am
If A Man Allowed To Select
A Girl From.. Hundred Girls
And..
Even If Most Beautiful Is Picked
Ther's Still The Pain Of.. Losing
The Remaining.. NINTY NINE..!!
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tml_girl 19.12.13 - 04:05am
A Love Letter From Biscuit Maker..
Dear Marie.. Toody Is Good Day
You Are Anmol For Me.. But You
Have Creck Jacked My Heart..
Because I Have.. A Little Heart
Now I Am In.. 50/50 Position.. !
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tml_girl 19.12.13 - 04:14am
Definition Of A Happy Couple..
HE Does.. What SHE Wants
SHE Does.. What SHE Wants.. !
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shrii420 19.12.13 - 04:49am
badhya hai *
tml_girl 22.12.13 - 05:47am
Suno.. Suno..
Dhyan Se Suno..
Ek Zaruri Baat..
Delhi Ke..
Indira Gnadhi International
Airport Par..
Air India Ki..
London Jaane Wali..
Flight No. 0987 ke..
Plane Ke..
Ecconomy Class Ki..
Seat No. 38 Par..
Baithe Hue Passanger Ke..
Saath Khadi Air Hostess Ke..
Boy Friend Ke..
Ghar Ke..
Bed Room Ke..
Attach Bathrum Ki..
Right Side Wali Window Ke..
Saath Wali Gali Ke..
Pahele Mod Par..
Jo School Hai..
Us School ke..
7th Std Ke..
'B' Divison Ki..
Class Teacher Ke..
Table Ke..
Saamne Wali Row Ke..
3rd Bench Par..
Baithe Hue Student Ki..
Bag Me Rakhi Hui..
Hindi Ki Book Ke..
4th Lesson Ke..
2nd Page Par..
1st Peragraph Ki..
3rd Line Me..
Likha Hai.. Ke..
KISI KO FIZUL ME.. PAKANA
BURI AADAT HAI.. !! :p
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shrii420 22.12.13 - 06:23am
haha very nice *
benzu005 22.12.13 - 08:27am
Oh my god,,, itna der tak paka diya..hahaaa *
tml_girl 24.12.13 - 11:21am
Kisi School Ke Ek Student Ka.. Purana Leave Letter Mila Hai.. Yaha Ke Members Me Se Kisi Ka To Nahi.. HeHe.. Ek Baar Dekhlijye.. :p
To,
HEAD MASTER
Hamarich School
Hamarach Area.
From,
Meri Tarafse
Tumarich School
Yeich Shaher.
Sub : Raza Hoona..
Dekho Sir, Tume Kya Karti Karliyo.. Mai
Aaj Dostaan Ke Saath Bahar Firne Jaaru,
Usse Mai Aaru Nai.. Subaan Ka Din.. Wapas Aane Ke Baad.. Kya Kaiku Karko Puchna Nako.. Aur Kaiku Bi Padhliyo.. Achha Nai Reta Tumna.. !
Shukriya.. !
Date : Aajich
Place : Yeich Shahar.
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baseer76 24.12.13 - 11:43am
Hau meraich hai aur maich hoon.... *
ourvivek 25.12.13 - 03:49am
http://bit.ly/1hSV0aT *
