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Subject: MURDER OF ENGLISH
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tml_girl 10.12.13 - 11:36am
Frndz.. Humari Daily Routine Life Me.. Hum Kai Baar.. Jab English Grammer Ki Care Kiye Bagair Hi.. English Bolte / Sunte Hai To.. Kai Baar Humare Kahene / Sunne Ka Matlab Hi Badal Jata Hai.. Aur Jab Hum Gaur Karte Hai To.. Hume Khud Par Hi Hansi Aati Hai.. HeHe.. Plz Share Your Experiences.. !
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tml_girl 10.12.13 - 11:45am
A Leave Application..
Infosys.. Bangalore..
Since I have to go to my village.. to sell
my land along with my wife.. so please sanction me one week leave.. !
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tml_girl 10.12.13 - 11:49am
Teacher..
Tomorrow call your parents..
especialy your father and mother.. !
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tml_girl 10.12.13 - 11:58am
A Leave Letter To A Head Master..
As i am stdying in this school.. i am
suffering from headache.. i request
you to.. leave me today.. !
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tml_girl 10.12.13 - 12:02pm
Teacher..
Why are you looking at the monkeys
outside.. when i am in the class.. !
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786kunal 10.12.13 - 02:01pm
hehehehehe 
Land along with wife 
hehe
Superb *
tahoora 10.12.13 - 02:24pm
Kya yahan meri koyi madad karoge main nayi hun is saite par?
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baseer76 10.12.13 - 02:50pm
Hey nice topic farha...... *
mahfooz 10.12.13 - 05:38pm
nice topic tg akka 
abhi to mind me aisi koi baat nahi arahi jise share karu *
tml_girl 11.12.13 - 02:51am
Thanks.. Baseerji n Mahfoozji.. !
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tml_girl 11.12.13 - 03:07am
A Candidate's Job Application,.
This has reffernce to your addvertisement calling for a.. ' Typist and Accountant - Male or Female '.. As i am both (?!!) for the past several years.. and i can handle both (?!!) with good experience.. i am applying for the post..!!
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tml_girl 11.12.13 - 03:13am
A Leave Letter To Class Teacher..
As my headache is paining.. please
grant me leave for the day.. !!
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tml_girl 11.12.13 - 03:29am
Covering Note..
i am enclosed herewith..
One More..
Dear Sir, With reference to the above,
please refer to my below..
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rafeeq02 11.12.13 - 05:22am
my laugh is showing my teeth out of my mouth...after enjoying ur post TG *
rafeeq02 11.12.13 - 12:22pm
tg ,, ye english kya hoti *
shrii420 11.12.13 - 01:38pm
ayyo tum nai janti @rafeeq 
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shrii420 11.12.13 - 01:39pm
ham jo bolne ko karti aur bolna nai aati to banti aisi english ji 
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smam 11.12.13 - 06:54pm
here iz sum ixampels
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smam 11.12.13 - 06:58pm
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 02:26am
woww.. great.. smamji.. 
HaHa.. 
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 02:42am
A Teacher.. To Student..
Don't spit outside.. the
understanding people will suffer.. !
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 02:45am
A Proffesor..
I have 3 daughters.. all are girls.. !
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 02:50am
Librarian Scolds..
If you will talk again..
i will kneel down outside.. !
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 02:57am
Will you hang that calender..
or else i hang myself..!
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smam 12.12.13 - 05:12am
hahaaaaha
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mahfooz 12.12.13 - 07:37am
nice sharing frnds
mera ek dost hai jo english k words use karne ki koshish karta hai magar pr*nounce me gadbad kardeta hai...like
divorce ko dimose bolta hai
garden ko galden
fevicol ko femicol
risk ko riks
aise bahot sare waords hai *
smam 12.12.13 - 08:30am
wayse to mai itna pawfect nai hu ...
mahfooz bro i think u got it *
tml_girl 12.12.13 - 08:40am
Complaining Letter.. That Got Toilets Installed On India' Trains..
[b]@ mods.. i hv uploaded a img to be added here with my this post.. if possible plz add that letter's img here.. n dlt this text.. thanks.. !
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 08:50am
Class Teacher Once Said..
Pick up the paper.. and fall
in the dustbin.. !
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smam 12.12.13 - 08:53am
ok abhi add kartey hai ... *
tml_girl 12.12.13 - 08:55am
Teacher In A Furious Mood..
Write down your name..
and father of your name.. !
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tml_girl 12.12.13 - 08:57am
thanks very much.. samamji
....... 
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rafeeq02 12.12.13 - 11:58am
father of ur name is mast...hai *
smam 12.12.13 - 12:32pm
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smam 12.12.13 - 12:36pm
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rafeeq02 12.12.13 - 12:41pm
(laough) *
rafeeq02 12.12.13 - 12:44pm
(laouf) *
mahfooz 12.12.13 - 06:03pm
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baseer76 13.12.13 - 07:25am
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tml_girl 13.12.13 - 11:45am
Seeing The Principle Passing By
Teacher Told The Noisy Class..
Keep quite.. the principle has passed away..!
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tml_girl 13.12.13 - 11:50am
[b]
Manager Said..
Peoples.. please sit down and
take your seats.. !
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tml_girl 13.12.13 - 11:53am
Uncle Said..
I have 2 daughters.. both are girls.. !
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smam 13.12.13 - 06:29pm
Terrible english by a Teacher (R.I.P English)
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
3) you rotate the ground 4 times.
4) you go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you slap.
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your
father.
7)Close the window airforce is coming.
8)I have two daughters and both are girls.
9) Stand in a straight circle.
&the best one...
10)Why Haircut not cut..?:D: *
mahfooz 13.12.13 - 07:51pm
you go and under stand the tree 
ye aakhri hai ustaad.... *
tml_girl 14.12.13 - 11:32am
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar.. was transfered to a new school in Mumbai.. he reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining.. consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing..
Deer Sur,
If small small misteks getting inside my letter.. i big your pardon because i am not a good english speaker.. this is my first vijit to Bombai.. sticktly speaking i wanted to joint your school more fastly.. but for the following region.. too much time lost in getting reservation in three-tyre compartment..
I tolded i has head ache problem due to migration.. still the clerk rejected to give tickets to i and my sun.. i putted a complain on station masterji.. He said to go to lady clerk.. at first she also rejected.. i than pressed for long time.. and finaly with the great diphiculty she gave birth birth to my sun..
anyway i thanked the station masterji also.. because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.. a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life..!
I hope you will look in to explain my hole story after and late me joint first..!
I am now ending this fastly.. i am waiter of your responsement..!
May God blast you.. !
Yours awfully
RAMKHILAVAN YADAV
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smam 14.12.13 - 12:50pm
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mahfooz 14.12.13 - 05:50pm isne to english ka janaza hi nikaal diya *
sajan000 15.12.13 - 03:28pm
Hahahahahaha mast English 
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tml_girl 16.12.13 - 02:05am
Once Teache Told..
If you talk so loudly..
i wilk stans uping you.. !
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tml_girl 16.12.13 - 02:14am
In A Function.. An Uncle To A Guest..
Hello.. I am Pradeep..
married with two kids.. !
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tml_girl 16.12.13 - 02:21am
Principle To A Student..
I saw you yesterday rotating
near girls' hostel.. pulling cigarette.. ?!
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