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Subject: MURDER OF ENGLISH
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tml_girl 16.12.13 - 02:26am
Once Hindi Teacher Said..
I am going out of the
world.. to America.. !
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rafeeq02 16.12.13 - 01:59pm
ye teachers hote hi aise hai 
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sajan000 18.12.13 - 01:25pm
I hate teachers *
baseer76 19.12.13 - 08:16am
Itni nafrat kyun bhai teachers se.....@tushar..... *
tml_girl 19.12.13 - 11:06am
Jeppiar.. The Chairman Of The Famous
JEPPIAR Group Of.. Engineering Collages In And Around Chennai.. The Chancellor Of Satyabama Deemed Univercity..
Few Examples Of His Spoken English..
About His Family..
I have two daughters..Both are Girls..!
Sir.. At The Ground..
All of you stand up.. In a streight circle..!
There is no wind.. In the ballon..!
The girl with mirror.. Please come her..!
( meaning.. girl with specs )
To A Boy.. Angrily..
I talk.. He talk.. Why you middle middle talk..?!
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tml_girl 19.12.13 - 11:30am
Sir.. Giving A Punishment..
You rotate the ground.. Four times..!
You go.. And under stand the tree..!
You three of you.. Stand together separately..!
Why are you late.. Say YES or No..!
Sir.. At his Best..
Sir Had Once Gone To A Film.. With His Wife.. By Chance He Happened To See One Of His Student.. At The Theater.. Though The Boy Did Not See Them..
So, Next Day.. At School.. To That Boy..
Yesterday.. I saw you WITH MY WIFE
at the cinema theatre..!
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tml_girl 19.12.13 - 11:56am
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Sir.. Inside The Class..
Open the doors of the window.. Let
the atmosphere come in..!
Open the doors of the window.. Let
the air force come in..!
Cut an apple in to two halves.. Take
the bigger half..!
Shhh.. Quite boys.. Principle has just
passed away.. in the corridore..!
You meet me.. Behind the class..!
( meaning.. after the class )
Both of you three.. Getout of the class..!
Close the doors of the windows please
.. I have winter in my nose..!
Take a copper wire of.. any metal
.. especially of silver..!
Take 5 cm wire of any length..!
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rafeeq02 19.12.13 - 12:37pm
both of you three wala samjha and maza b aya...
teacher to teacher hai na phir
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rafeeq02 19.12.13 - 12:38pm
behind read ur post
my i got laf in my mounth....
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rafeeq02 19.12.13 - 12:39pm
tg ji lajawab *
tml_girl 19.12.13 - 12:58pm
HaHa.. rfqji.. thanks.. !
abhi aur hai.. baad me aa kar
post karungi..!
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tml_girl 21.12.13 - 11:36am
Once Jeppiar Sir Had Come Late.. To
A Collage Function.. By The Time The Function Had Started.. So He Went To
The Dias And Said..
Sorry.. I am late bacause.. on the way
my car hit 2 muttons..! (means goats)
During Collage Day.. 2001..
This collage strict you.. worry no.. u get good marks.. i the happy.. tomorrow u
get good job.. Jpr the happy.. tomorrow you marry.. i the enjoy.. !
Jeppiar Sir.. At Fresh Year Day.. 2003..
No ragging this collage.. anybody rag
we arrest police.. !!
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mahfooz 21.12.13 - 12:42pm *
786kunal 21.12.13 - 07:27pm
Really too gud
Topic ka nam hona chahiye
Dont read this in public
Bcz u cant control ur laugh :P
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sajan000 22.12.13 - 06:01pm
really vry funny tml grl....
Read ths at ur own risk Lolx x xx x x :P *
tml_girl 23.12.13 - 02:50am
A Funny Letter..
By A Mother To Her Son..
Dear Son,
I am writing this letter slowly because i know you can't read very fast.. We are all very well here.. you won't recognize the house when you get home because we have moved.. it is quite nice and has a washing machine..i put shirts in it last week.. pulled the chain.. and haven't seen them since..
Your father's got a realy good job now.. he's got 500 men under him.. he's cutting the grass at the cemetry.. your sister Mary has had her baby.. but i don't know if it is a boy or girl.. so i can not tell you wheather you are an aunt or an uncle.. !
Your cousin Peter died last week at the brewery.. he fell in to a vat of whisky.. a couple of his mates dived in to save him.. but he fought them off bravely.. he was cremeted on wednesday..and it took a week to put the fire out..it only rained twice last week.. once for a day and once for three days.. !
I have sent you a coat.. but it was too heavy for the post.. so i cut the bottons off and put them in the pockets.. !
Your brother Tom is still in the army.. he is only been there and they have already made him a court martial..!
Your loving mother.. !!
P. S. I am going to send Rs.100.. but i have already sealed the envelope.. !
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baseer76 1.01.14 - 06:37am
Murder of english ?...
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Lady - Hey Fruit wale Baba ,
give me some Potatoes Fever
!!
.
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Fruit wala - O meri behen ye
'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he
?
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Lady - O Maye Gaad ? You
Literacy People ! 'Potatoes
Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara.. *
786kunal 1.01.14 - 05:20pm
Yeto double murder hogaya :P *
rafeeq02 2.01.14 - 02:55am
Yup double murber *
tml_girl 2.01.14 - 12:18pm
HaHa.. Very Funny.. !
Nice One.. Baseer ji.. !!
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